Sam: [v.o] College is wasted on the young. Think of it: a four-year license to learn and have fun without the pressures of work and family.
Dawn: I've never met a real superhero before. Hi, I'm Dawn Taylor.
Sam: Hi, I'm Arnold Watkins.
[they shake hands]
Dawn: Just how fast was that speeding car going?
Sam: Oh, it wasn't really going fast. I mean, when I got on it, it was standing still.
[Dawn leaps out and Alia leaps in]
Sam: You okay?
Mike: She's fine, she's fine. Her only problem is she's smelling your dirty socks, Arnold.
[Sam and Alia have met in the library, both unaware of who the other is]
Alia: I'm sorry Mike was such a jerk today.
Sam: Oh, it's not your fault.
Alia: Most of the time he's really sweet. He only acts macho when it comes to his fraternity.
Alia: Yeah, I learned it last summer in Spain. It means manly, masculine, *macho*.
Sam: Yeah, well, he sure likes acting macho when he's out chicken racing with his buddies, doesn't he?
Alia: Yeah, you're not kidding.
Sam: Have you ever tried to talk him out of it?
Alia: He doesn't listen to me, I'm just his girl.
Sam: Oh yeah, right. It's the '50s.
[Alia gives Sam a puzzled expression]
Sam: I mean, I've got this feeling that someday, men are going to be much more receptive to the way women think.
Zoey: Where the hell is he?
Alia: He'll be here.
Zoey: Nerds are nothing if not punctual.
Alia: Would you relax? I guarantee within five minutes, I'll have Arnold's slide rule fully extended.
[Zoey and Alia have just discovered that Sam is Arnold, the person Alia was sent to kill]
Zoey: You know, Lothos is not too pleased with your prior performance concerning Dr. Beckett.
Alia: Well, then why the hell did he send me here?
Zoey: Seems to be as much of a surprise to Lothos as it is to us.
Alia: He's supposed to know everything.
Zoey: He does. Dr. Beckett's appearances follow the random even theory. It's just a fantastic stroke of luck... or maybe a little test to see if you've improved.
Alia: Just tell me my mission!
Zoey: Oh, don't tell me after all you've been through, you still...
Alia: Just tell me! I'm supposed to kill him, right? I'm supposed to blow his brains out?
Zoey: Afraid not, darling. Seems you weren't too successful with the gun last time. Perhaps a grenade or a flamethrower?
Alia: Zoey, just tell me!
Zoey: Lothos hasn't decided. But whatever happens, Beckett must not know that you're here, so you may not touch him. Pity.
[the morning after "Arnold" enraged the Chi Kappas and Alia has discovered who he really is]
Mike: What's wrong with you?
Mike: Where'd you disappear to last night? I tried to call you.
Alia: I had a study date, or did you forget?
Mike: No, I didn't forget, but that was before your date tried to break up our initiation.
Alia: I know. I was there. It was hilarious watching you all plowing through the bushes looking for him with Arnold safely curled up in my backseat.
[Mike grabs Alia]
Alia: Get your hands off me.
Mike: This is me, baby. Mike, your guy.
Alia: My ex-guy.
Mike: Don't tell me you're hot for that wimp.
Alia: Oh, you'd be amazed, Mike. A man's performance on the basketball court has nothing to do with is performance in bed.
[half the students in the room gasp, the rest laugh]
Sam: [v.o] We had leaped together and survived, but we still didn't know if Alia had leaped with me or if I had leaped with her. And being in a women's prison didn't make finding the answer to that any easier.
Al: I've had Dr. Beeks do a little computer research on you.
Arnold: [looks at the handlink] Is that Dr. Beeks?
Al: No. Dr. Beeks is a person. She's a psychologist, she works here.
Arnold: So that's a computer.
Al: A terminal, yeah.
Arnold: It's amazing. The computer at the college takes up rooms and rooms.
Mike: Congratulations, stud.
Sam: What did I do now?
Mike: I don't know, Arnold, just what did you do?
Alia: Don't be so modest, Arnie.
Alia: I'm not ashamed of what we did.
Mike: Oh, that does it. I want you, dweebo, today at the quarry! And bring your wheels!
Sam: If you wanna commit suicide, that's your problem.
Alia: That's not what you said last night.
Alia: You said that Mike and his friends were just playing a bunch of crazy kids' games, that they had no idea what real danger was like.
Mike: I'll show you danger. The quarry, an hour!
[Mike storms out of the library]
Sam: Dawn, what's going on?
[Sam grabs Alia, allowing the two leapers to see each others' true forms]
Sam: Oh my god... Alia?
Alia: I didn't have a choice, Sam.