Dr. Sam Beckett: I got Rachel and her kids to the hotel. I got Ellen and her kids to the house. They didn't bump into each other. I did what I was supposed to do. Now, why haven't I leaped?
Admiral Al Calavicci: Well, that's not what you were supposed to do.
Dr. Sam Beckett: But that's what you said I was supposed to do!
Admiral Al Calavicci: No, that was just the first part.
Dr. Sam Beckett: Okay. Okay. What's the second part?
Admiral Al Calavicci: Mm, well, now Ziggy's saying there's a 75% chance that you're here because Marty's only supposed to have *one* wife.
Dr. Sam Beckett: [as Marty, sighing] Oh, boy!
Admiral Al Calavicci: What's wrong?
Dr. Sam Beckett: What's wrong? Al, I'm a bigamist!
Receptionist: Is there a Rachel Elroy here?
Rachel Elroy: That's me.
Receptionist: You have a phone call.
Ellen Elroy: My last name is Elroy, too!
Rachel Elroy: [jokingly] Really? Maybe we're related.
Admiral Al Calavicci: Closer than you think, honey.
Dr. Sam Beckett: Whoever said "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned", never scorned two women.
Josh Elroy: Hey, Dad, look what I got! We got Kleenex, shoehorns, shower caps. I got towels, two bars of soap, sewing kits and last, but certainly not least, two rolls of toilet paper!
Dr. Sam Beckett: Where'd you get all that stuff?
Josh Elroy: I raided the maid's cart.
Dr. Sam Beckett: You can't steal from the maid!
Josh Elroy: Why not? You taught me how to do it.
Admiral Al Calavicci: I was talking to the real Marty. I think I found a new idol.
Dr. Sam Beckett: Idol? Al. The guy's a bigamist!
Admiral Al Calavicci: I know. I know, but think about it. If I had tried that, I could've... I could've gone through ten wives instead of five!