- [Billy Raybold and Arthur Mack are watching Judy Blackburn audition for their show]
- Arthur Mack: She looks good.
- Billy Raybold: 'Ere, *I* saw her first.
- Arthur Mack: *I'm* backing the show.
- Billy Raybold: *I* paid for the advert in the newsagent.
- Arthur Mack: Split week?
- Billy Raybold: Coarse devil!