- [first lines]
- Judy Bryant: Can I come in?
- Camilla Wells: Be my guest, But don't expect me to apologise.
- Rick Manning: Is there any news on Pixie Mason?
- Meg Morris: I still can't believe she'd do a thing like that. There must be some sort of sensible explanation.
- Rick Manning: Pixie? Sensible?
- Meg Morris: [laughs] Yes, I suppose that is the wrong word.
- Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson: Oh and by the way, have you heard the good news? The department have decided to withdraw my resignation.
- Meg Morris: Oh.
- Rick Manning: Congratulations.
- Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson: Thank you both. Nice to be a part of the team again.
- [Joan leaves. Meg looks deflated]
- [Joan has just manhandled Mo out of the laundry to take her to solitary]
- Judy Bryant: Well girls, the Freak's back!
- [Stan's first Glee club rehearsal is about to take place]
- Cass Parker: I really love singing!
- Sonia Stevens: Oh please don't, Cass. Thank you, Mr Dobson, I can think of other ways of amusing myself.
- Cass Parker: What are you on about Sonia? I can sing; I used to sing in church.
- Helen Smart: Yeah? I used to work behind one!
- Meryl King: Funny, so did I!
- Mo Maguire: You're enjoying it, aren't you? You're bloody enjoying it, you sadistic bitch!
- Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson: I wouldn't make an enemy of me, Magure, it's a dangerous practice.
- Ann Reynolds: Colleen, I know my coming back has been a shock to you, but I *am* back and I'd like you to accept that. I cannot work with a deputy Governor who is pulling against me.
- Colleen Powell: I beg your pardon, what are you suggesting?
- Ann Reynolds: I'm just saying that we *need* to work in harmony. So please forgive me for being so tactless in the way I returned... and let's get on with the job. Hm?
- Judy Bryant: Just got out of the pound, eh?
- Reb Kean: What's it to you?
- Judy Bryant: Now don't give me any troubles, Rebecca, I haven't forgotten what you did to Bobbie.
- Reb Kean: She had it coming.
- Judy Bryant: Like hell she did. Now you stay out of trouble.
- Reb Kean: Let your little Irish mate get shoved in the pound? Sounds like she didn't like it.
- Cass Parker: I wish you'd lay off Mr Dobson.
- Reb Kean: [stood next to the new pool table] Why don't you put your money where your mouth is, or aren't you game?
- Cass Parker: Oh I'll put up me ten bucks.
- Reb Kean: Twenty'd make it more interesting... how about it?
- Judy Bryant: [laughs] The way you play, Reb, I suggest you stick to ten.
- Myra Desmond: Look, Kay, if I'm strict with you it's because I don't want you to make the same mistakes I did.
- Kay Desmond: I'm not a criminal.