Quotes
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[first lines]
Jamie Roth : [gently calling to sleeping girlfriend on couch] Brooke...
Brooke McQueen : Please, just five more minutes...
Jamie Roth : [softly] Wake up, Brooke. Wake up. Hey. Yeah, wake up. Hi. Hi. Hi.
[strokes her hair]
Brooke McQueen : [smiles, then realizes...] Oh, my God. Where the heck am I? What time is it?
[grabs his hand to check on his watch]
Brooke McQueen : Oh! Did we...?
Jamie Roth : Fall asleep during Conan? Yeah.
Brooke McQueen : This is a disaster.
Jamie Roth : I know.
Brooke McQueen : My Dad's gonna freak.
Jamie Roth : I know. I'll write you a note.
Brooke McQueen : This is not funny. This is so not funny. I am not in college like you. My Dad probably has the cops out looking for me. What do I do?
Jamie Roth : Call him, and... tell him the truth. Yeah?
[hands her the phone]
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Brooke McQueen : [earnestly] Dad, what do you think I'm gonna do with this guy? Let me tell you, 'cause you haven't once asked me. Am I gonna get pregnant by this guy? No. I won't. I value my future way too much. Am I gonna try and use the values and morals you've taught me these last seventeen years? Yeah, I was gonna try that... before you robbed me of the opportunity.
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Brooke McQueen : So, how did it go?
Sam McPherson : I found your book bag. I'm sorry, that's all the good news I have.
Brooke McQueen : So he wants to break up with me?
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Sam McPherson : [as Brooke tries sneaking up] Don't worry, he's not home yet. So, any chance of you joining us for dinner, Brooke?
Brooke McQueen : Not if you-know-who is gonna be there.
Jane McPherson : You know, uh, Brooke, forgiveness can be healing.
Brooke McQueen : [heading upstairs] Not as healing as the silent treatment.