Police Squad! (1982)
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Testimony of Evil (Dead Men Don't Laugh) 

When a drug courier is found dead after a car accident, Frank and the team traces his work to the nightclub "Mr V's".




Episode complete credited cast:
Alan North ...
Rex Hamilton ...
Abraham Lincoln (credit only)
Stabbed Man
Ed Williams ...
William Duell ...
Danny Dayton ...
Jerry Layne ...
Wayne Winton ...


When a drug courier is found dead after a car accident, Frank and the team traces his work to the nightclub "Mr V's".

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Comedy | Crime


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8 July 1982 (USA)  »

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Did You Know?


John Belushi was to be a guest star on this episode, showing him underwater wearing cement shoes. He died shortly before the episode aired, so the scene was cut and replaced by a segment with William Conrad. After the success of the "Naked Gun" films, ABC-TV re-aired episodes of Police Squad! (1982) and hoped to re-edit the Belushi scene back into the episode. However, the footage could not be found and is now presumed lost or destroyed. See more »


Veronica puts the pill in the left glass, but hands the right glass to Joey. See more »


[Frank has gone undercover as a stand-up comic]
Det. Frank Drebin: So the girl had come back from her honeymoon. She was alone, and her parents welcomed her with open arms. They said to her, "Delilah - hat gut gemacht!"
[Audience laughs]
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Crazy Credits

Ventriloquist Jerry Layne is credited as 'Willy', even though he goes by his real name in the episode. See more »


References New American Bandstand 1965 (1952) See more »


That Old Black Magic
Written by Harold Arlen and Johnny Mercer
Performed by Danny Dayton
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"Now let's see what happens when I put Crying Judy in the trash compactor."
11 November 2012 | by (Canada) – See all my reviews

While not the most uproarious episode of the sadly short lived 'Police Squad' series, it still delivers a commendably high amount of successful verbal and visual gags. Lt. Frank Drebin hears of a drug courier named Joey (Danny Dayton) coming to a bad end. Joey had also worked as an entertainer at a club, so Drebin applies for his job and gets it, enjoying his new stint as comedian / crooner while working to bust crime boss Veronica (Claudette Nevins) and determining the identity of "The Frenchman" who will figure in a big dope deal. It's too bad to note that this was the final filmed episode of the series, even more so that it never even made it to air. With a script by comics Tino Insana and Robert Wuhl, and capable direction by Joe Dante, 'Testimony of Evil' / 'Dead Men Don't Laugh' sizes up as solid entertainment. There are jokes both big and small, of course. Wise shoe shine man Johnny (William Duell) educates Dick Clark (playing himself) on the genre of music known as ska and then giving him a jar of "youth cream" which Dick then proceeds to smear on his face. Drebin and the force go way overboard in taking a car apart, trying to find the drugs they think are hidden inside, when it turns out they were in the glove compartment the whole time. When Veronica sticks a cigarette in her mouth, many hands appear out of nowhere to jam lighters in her face. There's a real delight in seeing Dantes' good luck charm Dick Miller play the role of Veronicas' flunky Vic, and in the way that star Leslie Nielsen has a high old time telling silly jokes and doing some endearingly bad singing. William Conrad fulfils the "guest star / murder victim" requirement while Peter Lupus is absolutely hilarious as Norberg and Ed Williams as Mr. Olson does some of his usual teaching. This all leads to an amazing final freeze frame gag that truly brings the house down. A fine way to close out the series. Seven out of 10.

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