Phil Diffy: Well, the Giggle is only designed for one.
Keely Teslow: We can sit close.
Phil Diffy: Okay.
[Scoots over so Keely can sit beside him very close]
Keely Teslow: [her cheek right next to his.] You okay?
Phil Diffy: [smiles, happy at Keely's closeness.] Uh-huh.
Keely Teslow: [Keely is standing against a large picture of some mountains] This is Keely Teslow reporting live from the bitterly cold Antarctica. I'm standing not that far...
[the camera starts to drop]
Keely Teslow: ...from the South Pole...
[the shot changes to Phil, who is falling asleep against the camera. Keely crouches down towards the ground]
Keely Teslow: Phil! Phil!
Phil Diffy: [Phil wakes up and pulls the camera back up] Keely look, no one actually does extra curricular activities this early. The Sunrise Club doesn't even meet for another hour.
Keely Teslow: I need to put together a flashy demo reel. I'm going to be applying for journalism school in just 162 weeks!
Phil Diffy: Keely I thought you said you wanted to be a pop star, all right. I mean that's why you spend all your babysitting money on pop star pants.
Keely Teslow: Please, I don't want a 'show-off' career. I want to be reporting hard-hitting stories...and those pants are gonna look great on me anytime, anywhere. Hey, let's do a no-scope piece into a lead story; gimme some blizzard!
[Phil turns on the wind machine]
Keely Teslow: I said BLIZZARD!!
[Phil turns the wind machine to full blast. Keely staggers slightly]
Keely Teslow: WHERE'S MY SNOW?!
[Phil gets out a bucket of fake snow and starts to throw it merrily into the wind machine]
Keely Teslow: THIS IS KEELY TESLOW, REPORTING LIVE FROM THE FROSTY TUNDRA OF ANTARCTICA, IN THE HEART OF A MIGHTY SNOW STORM!
[Phil thorws a rubber fish at Keely, and continues to throw the snow. Keely catches the fish.]
Keely Teslow: WHICH IS STARTING TO HAVE AN EFFECT ON ANTARCTIC JUMPING FISH!
[The picture of the mountians is ripped off the wall]
Keely Teslow: ARGH! THE SOUTH POLE HAS LITERALLY BEEN BLOWN OFF THE MAP!!
[Keely screams then falls over]
Phil Diffy: [Seeing that Keely has fallen over, Phil stops throwing the snow] Now that's a hard hitting story!