- Lawrence Otis: Steve, why can't you get to work on time?
- Steven Arthur: Well, I ran into this little cocktail waitress down the street.
- Lawrence Otis: Well, darn it! There sure ought to be plenty of business for one good woman lawyer in Seaview.
- Constant Doyle: The trouble is, I don't care about divorces and wills and suing the neighbor's dog.
- Lawrence Otis: There must be lots of fields a woman might be interested in.
- Cal Leonard: [shouting] No, no, go back to your-your fancy party, Your fancy squaresville, I don't need you! I don't need anybody. Get outta here!. Go on, get out!
- Constant Doyle: It's alright Sergeant. I think I just lost a client, that's all. Goodnight, toughie.
- [first lines]
- Kid: [to guard just locking a plant's gate] Say... Say, you got a cigarette machine in there? Uh, the Drug store's closed, see?
- Constant Doyle: [to Perry, trying to offer advice from his hospital bed] I'll tell you what, counselor, if you don't give me any legal advice, I won't take your temperature.