Mark Linn-Baker: Larry Appleton

Quotes 

• Larry Appleton : What's going on here?

  Balki Bartokomous : Are you blind?

• Balki Bartokomous : When you're alone with a woman and she say that she want to come over to your house to see your tapestry, does that mean what I think it means?

  Larry Appleton : Welllll... could mean she's just interested in tapestries.

  Balki Bartokomous : Okay... what about if you're alone with a woman and she kiss you so hard that your eyeballs roll back up into your head?

  Larry Appleton : That means what you think it means.

• Larry Appleton : [telling Balki about his idea for an article on neigborhoods losing their ethnic character]  What do you think... Is Chicago Disappearing?"

  Balki Bartokomous : Well, I... I don't know. When you work in a basement you miss so much.