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"Perfect Strangers" First Date (TV Episode 1986) Poster

(TV Series)

(1986)

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Larry Appleton: Take a reality pill!

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Larry Appleton: I don't like to be embarrassed. I've spent my whole life avoiding embarrassing situations. Who knows when it started? Maybe when I was born nude in front of all those strangers

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Larry Appleton: Balki, that's not how you meet women. That's how muggers meet women!

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Balki Bartokomous: So, this is one of your American mating places.

Larry Appleton: Meeting, a meeting place. People meet each other here. They mate somewhere else.

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Balki Bartokomous: Will you come with me, Cousin Larry? Tonight is kind of special.

Larry Appleton: No, Balki, a singles bar is not my first choice of places to meet women. I prefer more formal situations you know, uh... weddings... tax audit... Heimlich maneuver...

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