Mark meets a girl called April working in a shoe shop with the ideal combination of good looks and low self esteem, and when he returns to see her again he discover that she has gone back to university, which happens to be the same university he and Jeremy went to. And Jeremy is also going there to do a gig with a band, so they both take a trip down to the university. Mark pretends he's signed up to the same history course as April in order to see more of her and begins to shine in his knowledge of the subject matter. Written by
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In real life, there is no University of Dartmouth. The closest official universities to Dartmouth are the University of Plymouth and the University of Exeter. See more
As Mark pours champagne for him and April, when he raises his glass to toast (April's POV), his drink has a layer of froth on top, in the next shot (his POV) all the froth and bubbles have instantly disappeared and both their drinks are completely still. See more
Oh, this is all bollocks, Mark. You don't belong here with the pointy-heads. Tell them. Go on, tell them.
Tell them what? That I'm a hard working mature student?
He's not a mature student, he's been a Loan Manager for the last five years, he lives with me and he eats ready-meals, and we play "Guess the Revels" and we watch Men in Black in front of our massive telly and we have a fucking good time.
I, I manage my... student loan. I manage... on it.