Grandpa: Whenever I've wanted to strike out and do something exciting, you've talked me out of it.
Grandma Amanda Renfrew: Including buying tickets on the Titanic?
Grandpa: There you go again, living in the past! What's the Titanic got to do with me making my debut tonight?
Grandma Amanda Renfrew: Well, they're both maiden voyages, and I think the other similarity is obvious.