- Grandpa: Whenever I've wanted to strike out and do something exciting, you've talked me out of it.
- Grandma Amanda Renfrew: Including buying tickets on the Titanic?
- Grandpa: There you go again, living in the past! What's the Titanic got to do with me making my debut tonight?
- Grandma Amanda Renfrew: Well, they're both maiden voyages, and I think the other similarity is obvious.
- Grandma Amanda Renfrew: Why don't you play 'Bye, Bye, Blackbird'?
- Grandpa: Oh, these kids don't want to hear that old chestnut. We gota keep up with the times!
- Grandma Amanda Renfrew: Who do you think you are, Elvis Preston?