- "Ideal" Lead Singer: This song goes out to a newly engaged couple in the audience.
- [a spotlight shines on the Professor]
- Professor Stanley Oglevee: She's gone. Get that damn light off of me.
- "Ideal" Lead Singer: Oh... ok. Well, how about a couple who just got back together.
- [Spotlight shines on Nikki]
- Nicole 'Nikki' Parker: Valentine's Day is for suckas. Get that damn light off of me.