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"Oz" The Routine (TV Episode 1997) Poster

(TV Series)

(1997)

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[after Beecher moves into Schillinger's pod]

Vernon Schillinger: You're not a Jew, are you?

Tobias Beecher: Me? Jewish? I don't even like Barbra Streisand.

Vernon Schillinger: You like my tattoos?

Tobias Beecher: Yeah.

Vernon Schillinger: We're gonna have to get you one.

Tobias Beecher: [laughs] I don't think so.

Vernon Schillinger: Oh, yeah, I'm gonna brand you myself.

Tobias Beecher: Livestock gets branded.

Vernon Schillinger: [chuckles] Livestock. Yeah, that's exactly what you are, my livestock. Because now, Tobias. Your ass belongs to me.

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Joey D'Angelo: He ate his mother.

Prisoner #95S604 Nino Schibetta: Get out of here.

Joey D'Angelo: So I heard. He killed her, then he blew off her head, smothered it in onions.

Prisoner #96C382 Dino Ortolani: What, no garlic?

Joey D'Angelo: He had his father in the freezer.

Prisoner #95S604 Nino Schibetta: Sick fuck. What the fuck's wrong with this country? In the old days, murder was murder. You killed someone, it was business. You sure as Christ didn't eat them.

Prisoner #96C382 Dino Ortolani: Times have changed, Nino.

Prisoner #95S604 Nino Schibetta: Fuck that. Times changed. Nothing changes. Nothing ever changes.

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Mike Healy: Your brother's a fag, Keany. They say it runs in the family. You a faggot too?

Jefferson Keane: I don't know, why don't you suck my dick and find out.

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Officer Diane Whittlesey: There's something in the air, and it ain't love.

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Officer Joseph Mineo: Count!

Tobias Beecher: What now?

Robert Rebadow: We go to our cells, they count heads and lock us up for the night.

Tobias Beecher: It's 5:00! What am I supposed to do... What time is lights out?

Robert Rebadow: 10:00 PM.

Tobias Beecher: What do I do for five hours?

Robert Rebadow: Try to keep breathing.

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Prisoner #96C382 Dino Ortolani: You're not afraid to take a punch, huh?

Kareem Said: No, I'm not.

Prisoner #96C382 Dino Ortolani: You know all the answers too, huh?

Kareem Said: Not all, some.

Prisoner #96C382 Dino Ortolani: Well, too bad you're the wrong color.

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Kareem Said: I would die for you, my brother.

Jefferson Keane: You gonna have to.

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