- [a nervous barber prepares to finish shaving Fred Kelly]
- Phil: I'm ready to finish you up now, Mr. Kelly.
- Frederick Thomas 'Fred' Kelly: Yeah... that's what I'm afraid of.
- Johnny Caldwell: If you have any more bright ideas, you'd better think up one now.
- Frank 'Flip' Flippen: All right, we'll use an old Cheyenne trick. Come on, this way.
- Johnny Caldwell: Up there?
- Frank 'Flip' Flippen: I know what I'm doing.
- Johnny Caldwell: Yeah, but it'll be a first time.