- Simon Ferguson: I told you, I'm not going back into the bar.
- Yorgo Galfanikos: Oh, just because you got your hinie whooped last weekend? That's part of the fun!
- Simon Ferguson: There was no whooping! I chose to leave... and several large men endorsed my decision.
- Yorgo Galfanikos: Nice story, O. Henry.
- Yorgo Galfanikos: Here is the menu for 'Sports Sunday'. Each snack contains a chemically processed food item that does not exist in nature.
- Yorgo Galfanikos: But it's Sports Sunday tomorrow. What say, we crack open a couple of beers, and root for 24 year old millionaires who are oblivious to our existence?
- Gwen Martin: You think I believe that he was called away to deal with an important international incident?
- Jesse: Tommy lives a double life. High school student by day, important international incident guy by night.
- Hadley Martin: Now you weren't really all that upset about what happened last Sunday, were you?
- Simon Ferguson: I've been avoiding Daniel all week. I haven't been able to look at myself in the mirror. For me, that's Hell.
- Hadley Martin: Rose, If you want closure on this thing, you gotta talk it out.
- Rose: Where I come from, you only get closure when they're six feet under.
- Hadley Martin: Rose, you're from Ford Lauderdale.
- Rose: Down town!