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(TV Series)

(1997)

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Simon Ferguson: Yorgo, am I wrong, or does this radish look like me?

Yorgo Galfanikos: You are not wrong. I hand carved each one in your likeness. Go on, eat your face. Eat your face!

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Simon Ferguson: Yorgo, I'm not going to kill your brother.

Yorgo Galfanikos: But... I picked up your dry cleaning.

Simon Ferguson: Well, and some day I'll pick up yours, and then we'll be even.

Yorgo Galfanikos: [shouting] oh, how lame is that?

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Simon Ferguson: Well actually, I wouldn't mind you killing my agent. And I think we're all a little tired of those Spice Girls.

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Simon Ferguson: You're lucky you're my only ex-wife with a hotel, or I'd be outta here!

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Simon Ferguson: Do you happen to remember the monologue I did for my final exam?

Nigel Thomas: Hoho, how could I not? You were the only one who charged admission and sold posters of yourself.

Simon Ferguson: Well, I had to charge admission to pay for the posters.

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Simon Ferguson: Well, I'll be leaving now. Mind if I use the window?

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