One of the worst 5 episodes.
Another dumb one, this time from "Star Trek" alumni Jerry Sohl who had already screwed up his previous TOL non-effort, the incredibly dumb and cheesy "Invisible Enemy". In fact, both of these episodes most probably belong to the Top 5 Dumbest in the series.
Stupid characters, clunky preachiness, and incredibly silly dialogue get in the way of this anyway half-baked premise having a fighting chance to overcome its own illogic.
The worst character by far is the "evil capitalist" slob, played by Michael Constantine who is far more suitable to portray a NYC garbageman (or a low-level mobster) than an ambitious "builder of civilizations". He should have played Fred Flintstone instead: much more at home in the distant past than the distant future. His over-the-top behaviour already made me facepalm so hard that I nearly broke my skull. Sohl's writing is as subtle as using a sledgehammer to pummel a fly.
Then there is the "morally virtuous journalist" because, as we all know, journalists are FAMED for their integrity - at least according to left-wing Hollywood scribblers, some of whom had dabbled in journalism anyway. In fact, Sohl actually misuses Dixx (the garbageman mobster) by having him question the ethics of the journalistic profession, thereby trying to absolve journalism of the "cliche" that its practitioners "struggle with truth", as Dixx correctly puts it. This is so ironic, and stupid, i.e. Sohl using Dixx as a symbol of greed, evil and stupidity - yet he inadvertently gives him a line that very rightfully and correctly mocks journalism. (Considering how much worse journalists have become with each decade since the 60s, there is every chance that this particular journalist is even worse than the ones we have now, in the Age of Virtue-Signaling and fake news.)
Then there's the perpetually grinning botanist, but all he does is grin, so I'll just ignore him.
The worst politically-correct preachy moment is when someone brings up American Indians, just so Dixx can (very predictably) say something genocidal about them, further underlining that yes, capitalists are primitive psychopaths who talk like NY mobsters and look like Fred Flintstone! I'm not sure whether Elon Musk would agree... Predictably, and very SJJJW-ly, the "noble journalist" is instantly disgusted by Dixx's attitude toward the Indians. Anyone smell a daft, untalented, predictable, generic left-wing writer here? Everything's black-and-white with these propagandist hack writers. Their worldview is like that of a child.
Things get stupid very quickly. Already this concept of a simulated mission to an alien planet makes little sense. Why does it have to last nearly a year? Does this mean that if the real flight took 11 years to get there then the fake flight would also last 11 years? Wouldn't it be enough to test these people for a month or two? Or just send them to extensive psycho-evaluation? Is psychology of the future so backwards that there is zero trust in it? Would these ambitious, serious professionals with real careers really have that much time to throw away?
I was especially irritated by the rule that "if anybody presses the panic button, everybody is disqualified from the real flight". Wut...? Is Sohl trying to tell me that these very serious career people would be willing to waste almost a year - only to potentially get DQed because someone, through no fault of their own, pressed the button? Yeah, sign me up, please! I can imagine that millions would be scrambling to volunteer for such a low-odds chance at flying to a distant planet...
Dixx "Capitalist Pig" Flintstone picks up a gun at the end and threatens to kill the quasi-pilot... which would achieve what exactly? Ensure Dixx's place on the real mission?! That was a pretty bonehead move, but then again Dixx's character is supposed to be an imbecile, and he is presented as a street thug not a businessman. (So why was he approved for the test then?! Did they draw lots?) Although, to be fair to Dixx, it takes an imbecile writer to create such an imbecile character...
Dixx gets attacked by the goofy special-effect early on, a tiny floating hangman; as a result of this unprovoked attack Fred Flintstone has marks on his neck - as concrete proof. Yet, somehow, most of these "carefully chosen intelligent professionals" are suggesting/insisting that Dixx's wound is psychosomatic! So in effect Sohl had just unintentionally labeled everyone else as dumb too, not just the "evil capitalist" barbarian... Nice going, Jerry...
Speaking of which, what has Sohl against entrepreneurs and engineers? He must have taken too many classes at some Hollywood Communist workshop... Total nonsense. Even the Soviet Onion which Sohl probably sympathized with had need for engineers. Sohl should have been banished from walking on bridges and buying capitalist products at stores - with the money he earned trashing capitalism and engineers! These hypocrites need to live in caves - or North Korea.
The shenanigans continue when Dr Hendrix, the frustrated spinster, goes to Dr James's room (of all people) to... hold his hand. Minutes later, his daughter's doll is planted in James's room which infuriates him, turning him into a paranoid lunatic. Now, all these people knew already that this was an experiment, that they would be tested, so why do they keep suspecting only each other of sabotage? Logically, they should be far more suspicious of the quasi-pilot and the quasi-stewardess i.e. The people working for this pointless circus.
The latest point when the entire episode completely disintegrates under the weight of its nonsense is the lounge scene when a fight breaks out between "good" and "evil" (i.e. The journalist and the capitalist), to be interrupted shortly thereafter by the appearance of Hendrix - who'd suddenly turned into a kittenish, flirtatious harlot! After Dixx starts getting horny over her (literally three seconds upon seeing Hendrix) he simply forgets about the fight. At this point the episode lost any hope of redemption. This kind of bizarre scene is the result of an incompetent writer very clumsily trying to portray psychological breakdown within a small group pressured by difficult conditions and unusual circumstances. Sohl attempting this kind of "psychological depth" is akin to Ed Wood trying to write a novel that would rival anything that Mark Twain had written.
"He has reasons for loving that doll, just as you have reasons for wanting to be a woman," says the fake biologist who acts here as the resident psychologist, in what is definitely one of the dumbest lines in the entire series.
"You're a very pretty woman, Maggie, but you're as cold as a robot... I'm much more woman than you." That's another idiotic line, which comes completely out of left field, but is somehow supposed to work because Hendrix is going insane... Except that her drift into madness is handled very clumsily and unconvincingly. We don't get a proper, gradual, credible fall into madness but a rather sudden change of character instead. As if she had always been a schizophrenic, just managed to hide it well up to that point.
Journalist: "What are you?"
Alien: "I am from planet Antheon!"
Biologist: "Are you always like this?"
That was pretty amusing too. As was nearly everything said right after this. The conversation between Planimal and the hu-mans is absolutely hilarious. There are so many awesome "one-liners" that I simply can't be bothered to transcribe them all here. Suffice it to say that Sohl didn't just take too many Communism Brainwashing classes, but he must have also been an avid student in one of Ed Wood's Bad Screenwriting courses. I'm not exaggerating. The dialog is that stupid.
What exactly is the pilot's function? Apparently, to give speeches and feel superior.
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