Elmer Greentree: Imagine if the devil knew what you wanted most, how defenseless you'd be.
Prof. Miles Ballard: So, it looks like it's just us guys tonight, huh?
Elmer Greentree: It is just the men here, isn't it?
Albert McGonagle: Well, I say we take a rain check on interpreting apocolyptic visions and call up some strippers.
Prof. Miles Ballard: Oh, ah, hey guys - there's a web chat with X-Files shippers tonight; they're gonna discuss whether Mulder and Scully should get married. Huh - you guys wanna log into that?
Warren Day: I'm with Albert.
Prof. Miles Ballard: It's just a case of tampering, guys - some sick bastard put maggots in the pop corn bag, they incubated in the microwave.
Albert McGonagle: Humph.
[Albert huffs, dismissing it]
Prof. Miles Ballard: Well, it's a better explination than demons who lie in wait unable to cross sea salt.
Elmer Greentree: I'm surprised at you, Miles - you're always so anxious to believe.
Prof. Miles Ballard: Well, I'm to afraid to believe this... so I can't.
Elmer Greentree: Life... it's a fearful thing to love that which Hell can touch..."