Only Fools and Horses (TV Series)

Tea for Three (1986)

David Jason: Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter

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Quotes 

• Rodney Trotter : This is all a bit sick, isn't it, bruv? You might fool these three, but not me.

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : What are you on about, Rodney?

  Rodney Trotter : Oh, come off it, Del. Two Pina Coladas, then you'll put on your Eric Clapton LP and be up and jiving, won't you?

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : I don't believe this! I don't believe what he's doing to me! He's torn my world in half and now he's having a pop at me!

  Uncle Albert Trotter : You're right out of order, son.

  Rodney Trotter : Oh, listen to me. Hospitals do not send home paralysed people by bus. What it is you're after, Del? Sympathy from Lisa? Or a disabled sticker for the van?

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : [jumps out of his wheelchair and grabs Rodney by the lapels]  Now, you listen to me you vicious little git! I may never walk again for the rest of my...

  [realizes that he's standing up] 

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Though I must admit, I'm getting some feeling back.

  Uncle Albert Trotter : You should never tell them sort of lies, Del!

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Well, don't blame me! It was him, I just wanted to get my own back on this plonker.

  Trigger : Yeah, but when you fancied a smoke on the bus, you made me carry you up to the top deck!