Only Fools and Horses (TV Series)

Big Brother (1981)

David Jason: Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter

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Quotes 

• Del Boy : You dozy little twonk, Rodney.

• Rodney : Del, Del, why they call him Trigger? Does he carry a gun?

  Del Boy : No, it's cos he looks like a horse.

• Del Boy : The French have a word for people like me.

  Rodney : Yeah, the English have got a couple of good 'uns an' all!

• Rodney : Come on, Del, let's have it. Just how do you see our respective roles in this partnership?

  Del Boy : I see it as a combination of my business acumen and salesmanship, and your ability to drive a three-wheeled van. Badly. Or did you see yourself in a different position?

  Rodney : Well, yes I did, actually! With my qualifications and experience, I saw myself more in the role of a financial advisor!

  Del Boy : Financial advisor? Listen to this, Grandad. This morning, I had just clinched a deal to buy twenty five briefcases for £175, when my 'financial advisor' leapt in and advised me to pay £200 for 'em! And having done that, he then advised me to chuck the bleedin' lot in the river! I mean, with financial advisors like that, who needs a bleedin' recession?

• Del Boy : [after checking out his reflection]  S'il vous plait.

• Del Boy : A lot of people told me I was a right dipstick to make my brother partner in the business, but this only goes to prove how bloody right they were.

• Del Boy : S'il vous plait.

• Del Boy : You know what happened to the real Trigger, don't you? Roy Rogers had him stuffed.

• Rodney : Del... look, don't get me wrong. I'm... I'm grateful.

  Del Boy : I don't want your gratitude. Ungrateful little git!