- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Beneath all this finery, there lies... a berk. Now that surprises you, don't it?
- Rodney Trotter: No.
- [Del places a few £10 notes on the table for the poker game]
- Boycie: Is that all you've got, Del?
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Eh? Uh no, no,
- [nudging his head towards Rodney]
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Rodney's got the rest for me...
- Rodney Trotter: Oh yeah... Del, here's the £4.37 from the empties...
- Grandad: You play cards again last night?
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Hmm... Yeah. You know me, eh: he who dares, wins
- Grandad: How did you get on?
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: I lost.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: What you got?
- Boycie: I've got kings.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: How many?
- Boycie: Un, deux, tois, quatre.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Four?
- Boycie: I didn't know you were good at maths, Del Boy.
- Boycie: Come on Del, let's see your two pair.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Well, I've got a pair of aces, and another pair of aces.
- Boycie: That's FOUR aces.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: I didn't know you were good at maths either, Boycie.
- [Del has just beaten Boycie in their poker game]
- Boycie: [grudgingly] Well done, Del. Nicely played.
- [whispers]
- Boycie: Where did you get those four bloody aces from?
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Same place you got those Kings. I knew you was cheating, Boycie.
- Boycie: Oh yeah, how?
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Because that wasn't the hand that I dealt you.