Only Fools and Horses (TV Series)

A Losing Streak (1982)

John Challis: Boycie

Quotes 

• [Del places a few £10 notes on the table for the poker game] 

  Boycie : Is that all you've got, Del?

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Eh? Uh no, no,

  [nudging his head towards Rodney] 

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Rodney's got the rest for me...

  Rodney Trotter : Oh yeah... Del, here's the £4.37 from the empties...

• Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : What you got?

  Boycie : I've got kings.

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : How many?

  Boycie : Un, deux, tois, quatre.

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Four?

  Boycie : I didn't know you were good at maths, Del Boy.

• Boycie : Come on Del, let's see your two pair.

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Well, I've got a pair of aces, and another pair of aces.

  Boycie : That's FOUR aces.

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : I didn't know you were good at maths either, Boycie.

• [Del has just beaten Boycie in their poker game] 

  Boycie : [grudgingly]  Well done, Del. Nicely played.

  [whispers] 

  Boycie : Where did you get those four bloody aces from?

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Same place you got those Kings. I knew you was cheating, Boycie.

  Boycie : Oh yeah, how?

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Because that wasn't the hand that I dealt you.