[Lucas puts his arm around Haley as Nathan comes in the picture]
Nathan Scott: [jokingly] Hey! Get your own wife.
Lucas Scott: [laughs] Okay, that just sounds weird.
Haley James Scott: Excellent right back at you, BIL.
Lucas Scott: [laughs] Okay, I've been gone for, what, a few days, and you already forgotten my name? Who's Bill?
Haley James Scott: [links arms with him] B-I-L! Brother In Law. That's you!
Lucas Scott: [jokingly] Oh-ho! Crap... I'm related to you?
Lucas Scott: I think everybody knows that Nathan and I got off to a pretty sketchy start. Nathan, mutual hatred sound about right?
Nathan Scott: Worse.
[Many of the guests laughs]
Lucas Scott: Yeah... You see, then a funny thing happened. Haley. She showed me that you can find the good in everybody, if you just give them a chance. The benefit of the doubt. Sometimes, people disappoint you. Sometimes they surprise you. But you never really get to know them, until you listen for what's in their hearts. And that's what Haley did for Nathan. That's what we should do for them. So for you sceptics out there, prepare to be surprised. So this is to my brother... and my little sis... in-law, and in love.
[People raise their glasses]
Tim Smith: What's this lame-ass joke about you guys getting married?
Peyton: He's in shock now that you're officially off the market.
Brooke: It's true, Tim. Haley's preggers.
Haley James Scott: Brooke!
Tim Smith: Right - and Lucas moved away.
[Lucas gives him a quick look, but doesn't say anything]
Tim Smith: You guys gotta do better if you're gonna get one over on the Tim.
Brooke: Your elevator list! Come on! The list of people you're allowed to have sex with if you're ever stuck in an elevator with them.
Skills: Halle Berry.
Peyton: Jack Black.
'Mouth' McFadden: Brooke Davis.
Brooke: [Lucas and Peyton laugh] Well!
Lucas Scott: What do you think?
[Points around the room]
Lucas Scott: I was thinking bar right over there, then some lights... DJ right over here... And then, the three of us trying to be friends right about, um, well, over there.
[Points at where they are standing]
Brooke: Okay... Totally confused over... here.
[Points at herself and Peyton]
Lucas Scott: [sees a handsome guy at the party] Peyton, right?
Really Cute Guy: How did you know?
Lucas Scott: Lucky guess...
Skills: You can shave your head, dawg, but still ain't as pretty as me.
Skills: Hey, dawg, with this new look of yours, really don't impress me. Now, if you get a afro like Fergie, THEN we can talk.
Lucas Scott: You didn't read it, did you? The letter.
Brooke: Yeah! Sure.
Lucas Scott: Really? So the threesome with the hot fude didn't bother you, huh?
Brooke: I knew we should have read that letter.