- Haley: [Haley and Nathan attempting to recording voices to the voicemail] Lets just do one message together.
- Nathan: But isn't that what really cheesy couples do?
- [lying on his stomach looking at haley with the answering machine in front of him]
- Haley: But we are a really cheesy couple, mister
- [she says witha a smile]
- Nathan: You got a point
- [says with a smile , looking back at answering machine]
- Haley: [starting voicemail mesage] You have just reached Haley
- Nathan: [interrupting haley from message and says into answering machine] ... and Nathan... I live here too
- Haley: Ya, Nathan lives here too...
- [fake gasp]
- Haley: because we're married...
- Nathan: And we're not here because we're...
- [trailing off because he doesn't no what to say]
- Haley: [fills in for nathan] ... having sex... ya...
- [Nathn crawls on top of her and kisses her neck while Haley says]
- Haley: ... we're having hot sex...
- [Haley giggles and remembers that they are still recording while nathan is kissing her]
- Haley: We're still on
- [she says to nathan]
- Nathan: O ya
- [turning to the answering machine]
- Nathan: leave a mesage and we'll get back to you when we're done.
- [turns back to haley and continues kissing her]
- Nathan: [they kiss and roll off the bed and giggle]
- Keith Scott: How could you do this to me?
- Dan Scott: Everytime I thought about you screwing my wife and the heart attack you gave me it got easier.
- Keith Scott: I can't believe you.
- Dan Scott: Well maybe you could find out in the phone book. Look under 'w' for whore. But wait she's not that smart so look under 'h'.
- Lucas Scott: Charles Bukowsky once wrote: ''There will always be something to ruin our lives, it all depends on what or which finds us first. We are always ripe and ready to be taken''.