- Lucas Scott: I'm sorry, Mom, but this is my life.
- Karen Roe: You know, if I'd been that selfish at your age, you might not be here right now.
- Taylor James: You want to know why I really got the tattoo? When a scorpion's caught in a fire, it stings itself to death.
- Haley James Scott: That's a myth, actually.
- Taylor James: Not in my life. When things get bad, I always find a way to make them worse.
- Nathan Scott: Alright, Haley... we got married so quickly, we never really had the talk that most people have when they get engaged... about, you know, past relationships... sexual history.
- Haley James Scott: Uh, well, that's probably because I can give you mine in under ten seconds while yours is catalogued in the Library of Congress.
- Taylor James: Hey, what happened to the whole, "tattoos are for sluts and burn-outs" sermon you gave me?
- Haley James Scott: Uh, 23 is Nathan's jersey number, and you permanently marked your body with some random spider.
- Taylor James: The scorpion paralyzes it's victims. Nothing random about that.
- Taylor James: Were you in love the first time you had sex?
- Haley James Scott: Tay!
- Taylor James: What? We're family now. We shouldn't have secrets.
- Nathan Scott: It's not really any of your business. The truth is... whoever my first was... wasn't nearly as important as my last.
- Haley James Scott: Thank you.