A misunderstanding whereby a female window cleaner accuses Victor of flashing does not help his depression at the number of his contemporaries - and Margaret's fitness instructor - dropping down dead. After attending his cousin's atheist funeral he falls asleep in the garden, wakes up in a fog,knocks himself unconscious with a rake and comes to in hospital,where he thinks he has died and the doctor is God. Written by
don @ minifie-1
Did You Know?
The copy of The Daily Mirror Victor is reading before he falls asleep in his garden is from September 1989 and features the sports page headline about Crystal Palace sacking goal keeper Perry Digweed following their 9 - Nil thrashing by Liverpool at Anfield on 12/9/89. See more
Are you sure you don't want to have...
I don't want anything. I want me four pound fifty, then I'm going straight back and reporting this to the police.
Yes, well, look, I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.