Due to having very secure new locks fitted the Meldrews have difficulty getting into the house - unlike the burglar who steals their fridge. Confusion reigns when Mrs Warboys is reported to be in hospital after an accident and the heavily-bandaged lady the Meldrews visit turns out to be someone else. But the last straw comes for Margaret when Millicent,the local green-grocer,suggests she and Victor are having an affair - so Margaret goes to see her,with a pair of boxing gloves behind her back. Written by
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The absolute limit that was. You wouldn't believe that anyone could pick their nose all the way through 'Dances with Wolves', would you? Three and a half hours I had to sit next to that. And always the right nostril; he never touched the left one. Always the one at *my* side! You'd think he was digging the channel tunnel. Really. Come on, what's the matter? I'm ruddy freezing out here.
It won't turn! It's jammed again, bloody thing!
You're joking, surely. Here, give it here. I ...