The Meldrews make their excuses to avoid attending Mrs. Warboys' cousin's birthday and Victor gets offered the star part of a vampire in Nick's play. Disaster seems to loom when a colonostomy reveals a surfeit of blood in Victor's system but this is actually down to eating too much black pudding. Mildred,on the other hand,really does seem to be dead after hanging herself. Written by
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Oh is that right, Mr Blizzard? Well funnily enough, the fact that you've got it "firmly in hand" does not surprise me at all. It's something I would expect from a complete and utter wan...