The Meldrews encounter typical problems when they go to stay with Vince and April at their seaside hotel,including a dead sea-gull in the toilet and a group of performing midgets who set on Victor when he takes a midge spray to the bath-room. After the attack two Romanian girl guests are sympathetic to him and Margaret gets jealous,causing Victor to go out and get drunk. So as not to disturb Margaret the hosts put him in their bed but this leads the Meldrews to suspect them of trying to seduce Victor. As a result Victor sets fire to April's wig and Vince gets pushed off the pier. Written by
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Victor's year of birth is revealed as 1928. See more
April is in her room getting ready for bed when Vince comes up the stairs. As April runs to the bed and grabs her wig, the door behind her opens a crack and then shuts. When April gets to the door, she turns a latch before opening the door, as if to unlock it. The door was already unlocked. See more
Unbelievable! Didn't you see what she was reading, at her age? Unbelievable!
What about her at her age?
'The Joy of Sex'. That old woman sitting next to me. I didn't know where to put my face.
Well, it doesn't seem to have put you off finding words for this brain-teaser. Key word 'undemocratic'; what have you got? Mount, mate, moan, mound; ride, rude, crude, nude; rod, ram, nut; rat. Nice, cute, round, dome. And dormice. Very Freudian.