Pippa organizes a meal in a restaurant for Victor and Patrick to get them to be friends but the management assume they are a couple and have a violinist serenade them. The McKendrick twins are doing a loft conversion for the Meldrews and one is a tireless practical joker,to Margaret's annoyance. Then an old lady passer-by shouts abuse at them for shoddy work and Patrick assumes Victor is holding a drugs party. This is all too much for Margaret,who has just lost her job and fears she may turn into a grumpy female version of her husband. Written by
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Four two nine one.
Oh, hello, Jean.
No, no, just out the back, putting Victor's spaghetti vongole through the incinerator.
No, we've tried putting it in the bin; the dustmen won't touch it. Not after last Monday's episode with the lobster curry. Said it clogged up their crusher for a week. Not the effect it had on me, I can tell you. Oh, it's hideous Jean. Ever since he bought this seafood cookery book, every mealtime has been like a Quatermass Experiment; clams ...
Let's Face The Music And Dance
Written by Irving Berlin
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