Valerie Bertinelli: Barbara Cooper

Quotes 

• Cliff Randall : How's it goin' with the tuba?

  Bob Morton : Well, I got this cold sore, and it hurts every time I pucker. But, doesn't matter. I may never play the tuba again, anyway.

  Barbara Cooper : Why not, Bob?

  Bob Morton : Well, last Friday some joker hid my lunch. During the game with Taft High, I hit my big 'oom-pah-pah', and blew a Twinkie clear across the court.