Michael, being Michael Scott, overreacts to an 'injury' he has. This steers everyone away from realising that Dwight is the one with a more serious injury. No matter how ill or injured you are though, if you call shotgun, you get the front seat, no matter what...at least according to Michael. Written by
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Jim has a framed picture of himself holding a baby on his desk See more
When Jim, Dwight, and Michael are loading into Meredith's minivan to take Dwight to the hospital, Michael wants to know why Meredith drives a minivan. Jim says, "She has a kid," and Michael follows with "She has one kid and no husband and she's not going to get one driving this thing." From Episode #1.4, "The Alliance", we already know that Meredith has "two kids" according to Dwight's brief biography on Meredith as Michael tries to write something witty in her birthday card. See more
Please don't send Dwight.