Jim Halpert:
[
leading games during a fire drill] Ok, next: Who Would You Do?
Kevin:
Present company included?
Jim Halpert:
Um... I guess...
Kevin:
Pam.
Oscar:
Pam.
[
cut to look of shock on Pam's face]
Jim Halpert:
Um, ok, I don't think you... well, let me go over the rules one more time.
Michael Scott:
[
the members of The Office are playing a game of "Who Would You Do?"] Roy! Who'd you do, Roy?
Roy:
Oh, I got it! What's the name of that, uh, tight-ass Christian chick? The blonde?
Angela:
[
angrily] My name is Angela.
Roy:
[
without shame] Hey, Angela!
[
gesturing to himself]
Roy:
Roy. Nice to meet you.
Michael Scott:
Aaaaall right, who's next? Who's next, who's... Jim! You're next! Who'd you do?
Jim Halpert:
[
There is an awkward pause] Uh, Kevin. Hands down.
[
the group begins to laugh]
Jim Halpert:
Yeah, I mean, he's really got that "teddy bear" thing going on, and afterwards we could just watch bowling.
Michael Scott:
Well I would definitely have sex with Ryan.
[
the group stops laughing and Ryan makes an uncomfortable expression]
Michael Scott:
'Cause he's gonna own his own business.
Roy:
[
the camera pans to Roy who is the only one left laughing] You're all gay!
Dwight Schrute:
Question: is there fire wood on the island?
Jim Halpert:
I guess.
Dwight Schrute:
Then I would bring an ax, no books.
Jim Halpert:
It has to be a book, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute:
Fine, Physician's Desk Reference...
Jim Halpert:
Nice, smart.
Dwight Schrute:
...hollowed out, inside: waterproof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket and, in case I get bored, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. No, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Question: did my shoes come off in the plane crash?
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