"The Office" Christmas Party (TV Episode 2005) Poster

(TV Series)

(2005)

Steve Carell: Michael Scott

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  • Michael Scott : [checking out at a liquor store]  All right, now, you're the expert. Is this enough to get 20 people plastered?

    Clerk : [Seriously considers]  Fifteen bottles of vodka? Yeah, that should do it.

  • Michael Scott : Well, happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame.

  • Pam Beesley : You do realize that we can't serve liquor at the party.

    Michael Scott : Yeah. I know. Damn it. Stupid corporate wet blankets. Like booze ever killed anybody.

  • Michael Scott : I hope nobody takes this baby, 'cause this is great. Wow, look at that fine craftsmanship. Somebody really put a lot of work into that. It's beautiful.

    Meredith : I'll take the oven mitt.

    Michael Scott : Sucker! See, I wanted somebody to take it. Boom! Reverse psychology.

    [In his talking head interview] 

    Michael Scott : Reverse psychology is an awesome tool. I don't know if you guys know about it, but basically you make someone think the opposite of what you believe and that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm.

  • Michael Scott : [after cutting off the top of the Christmas tree]  Well, that is a perfectly good mini-tree, Kevin, and we are going to sell that to charity. That's what Christmas is all about.

  • Michael Scott : So Phyllis is basically saying, "Hey, Michael, I know you did a lot to help the office this year, but I only care about you a homemade oven mitt's worth." I gave Ryan an iPod.

  • Michael Scott : Christmas is awesome. First of all, you got to spend time with people you love. Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything. Third, you give presents. What's better than giving presents? And fourth, getting presents. So four things. Not bad for one day. It's really the greatest day of all time.

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