Old Bangers
- Episode aired Feb 9, 2001
[first lines]
Rod: Damn good things airbags. Remember the accident I was in last month? The airbag just went shoo whuff, you know. Not a mark on me.
Jo: So if we were to have a crash now, they'd just whuff up and save us.
Rod: Yeah. Well, me. Only got the driver's airbag; the other one was extra, so I didn't bother.
Jo: Oh, great! What's the point of having one airbag?
Rod: Well, better than nothing.
Jo: Not from where I'm sitting, it isn't.
Rod: Most of the time I'm on my own.
Jo: Well, I'm not surprised. "Fancy a lift?" "No fear." What does your wife think about you only having the one?
Rod: Sheila's fine about it.
Jo: Sheila doesn't know about it.
Rod: That's right.