The Odd Couple (TV Series)

My Strife in Court (1973)

Tony Randall: Felix Unger

Quotes 

• Felix Unger : [to woman on witness stand]  Ah... you *assumed*. My dear, you should never *assume*. You see, when you *assume*

  [writes the word "assume" on a blackboard, then circles each element as he says:] 

  Felix Unger : , you make an *ass*... out of *you*... and *me*.