- Seth Cohen: I am a man in the desert. I'm dying of thirst. You have a thermos full of Kool-Aid. Come on, give me a sip. Did you meet the ex? I know you did.
- Ryan Atwood: All right. Yes, I did.
- Seth Cohen: And, who is he?
- Ryan Atwood: He... is a she.
- Ryan Atwood: So Alex hooked up with a girl. It's not a big deal.
- Seth Cohen: Ryan, my girlfriend dated a girl. It's a very big deal. There's only one thing Ì can do to make it okay.
- Zach Stevens: You're gonna hook up with a guy?