- Seth Cohen: I gotta say, this year, not as good as last.
- Ryan Atwood: You think?
- Seth Cohen: I do. I mean, look, we all tried some new things, and that was fun. Yard guys, illegitimate daughters, less fighting, more live music...
- Ryan Atwood: Well, I think you remember last year as better because it was all new.
- Seth Cohen: So you think I've sentimentalized the past all out of proportion?
- Ryan Atwood: Yeah, come on. We can't keep living in last year.
- Seth Cohen: Sure we can.
- Seth Cohen: Well, Coop, I think I got...
- Marissa Cooper: First of all, only Summer calls me Coop.
- Seth Cohen: Yeah, but I figured, we're back together now, and, you know, A equals C and B equals C, then A equals B. You know what I'm sayin'.
- Marissa Cooper: No, I really don't
- Carter Buckley: It's just a little thing I like to call my wedding anniversary.
- Kirsten Cohen: You're divorced.
- Carter Buckley: No wonder this party sucks.