Norm MacDonald: Norm Henderson

Quotes 

• Kevin Fitzgerald : Norm, you're a human being - a real person; of course I can buy you. Now, to help you get over Jen, I've made a date for you, with the Playboy triplets.

  [holding a yellow piece of paper] 

  Kevin Fitzgerald : Here's their phone number. Now you're gonna have to dial those numbers on an actual phone.

  [with sarcasm] 

  Kevin Fitzgerald : You know, you just can't talk into the piece of paper.

  Norm Henderson : You must think I'm pretty spinless.

  [tearing the piece of paper up into multiples parts] 

  Norm Henderson : That I would even consider such a low and vulgar offer such as this, can you hand me that Scotch tape?

  [taking the tape from Kevin and turning to walk away] 

  Norm Henderson : You're some piece of work, buddy, I'll tell you that.