Norm Henderson: Oh, we-we got to talk about this living arrangement, you know; this isn't working out. Denby's driving me crazy - we got to get him out. Like, last night, you know, we were in the bathroom, and, ah, Wiener Dog wanted to see what he looked like with his ears up, you know, so I was-I was using different of your hair products to experiment with it, and, ah, so then Denby comes in and claims he wants to "Clean thee bathtub".
[slightly motions quotation marks with his hands]
Laurie Freeman: What's wrong with that?
Norm Henderson: Who ever heard of anybody cleaning the bathtub? You put soap and water in there every day!
Norm Henderson: [hitting on a girl at the bar] You know, I've been known to predict the future and, ah, right now I, I see a vision: it's a vision of you and me having a couple of drinks and strolling on the beach together, and returning to your apartment where we'll make sweet, sweet love into the night.
Tina: Look, I'm not interested. No.
[turning away from him]
Norm Henderson: Well, can I sleep on your couch? I have no place to live!
[which she turns and looks in horror at him for; she gets up and leaves]
Norm Henderson: I'm not much trouble!