Dwight makes his debut as The Crybaby in his first professional wrestling match, but his embarrassment leads him to ditch the script. Meanwhile, Nikki is up for a solo act in a musical production at the casino, but the lyrics could harm her big chance. Written by
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I've always wondered why famous people die in threes./If they're not crashing private planes they're skiing into trees./Two have died of late and with baited breath we wait./To learn the awful news, who's next?/Will Mark McGwire light on fire?/Or Michael Jordan be post-mortem?/Will a thousand voltas hit Travolta?/Who's next? Who's next?/Will Shania get hit by a twain?/Will Leonardo be decapitato?/History has shown that these folks don't never die alone. Until then I'm watching CNN./