Monte Potter: [on Roz being black] They need more security around here!
Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: Actually, I AM Security around here.
[after exposing the Reverend as a fraud]
Harry Stone: [raising his voice, with the reporters in the background] Say, Reverend, where exactly is your church? Maybe I'd like to attend a service.
Rev. Lester Sinclair: We don't exactly have services.
Harry Stone: It's a post office box, isn't it?
Rev. Lester Sinclair: A very *big* post office box.