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"Night Court" Here's to You, Mrs. Robinson (TV Episode 1987) Poster

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[on a busy night at the hospital, a podiatrist is sent to Mac and Quon Le's hospital room, while she is in labor]

Doctor Aidleman: Good lord, this woman is pregnant!

Christine Sullivan: Oh, don't tell me you've never delivered a baby before?

Doctor Aidleman: [sarcastic] Well, just how many people who *aren't* obstetricians have?

[Raised hands from Christine, Harry, Mac, Bull, and Dan]

Doctor Aidleman: What are you? Some kind of a cult?

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[swearing in a group of new citizens]

Judge Harry Stone: You've all gone through a lot to reach here. You've learned our history, our culture, our secret handshake...

[confused murmur]

Judge Harry Stone: Well, you have learned our secret handshake, haven't you?

[more confused murmuring]

Judge Harry Stone: Ha-ha-ha! No, there's no secret handshake! I was just kidding!

Clinton: I stuffed myself into the dashboard of a Datsun to get here, and he's *kidding*?

Roz: It's his inalienable right to make an ass of himself.

Vega: God, he's good!

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Judge Harry Stone: [about the immigrants] Mac, who are these people?

Bhakti: We are the world.

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Roz: What do you do for a living?

Clinton: Before I came to the US, president.

Roz: Of what company?

Clinton: I was president of my country.

Roz: You were president of an entire country?

Clinton: Until the revolution. Officially my title was President for Life, First Minister, Defender of the Constitution, Prince Regent, and Protector of the Realm.

Roz: And now?

Clinton: Night manager of a 7 Eleven.

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Dan Fielding: [about Mac's newborn baby] It's a girl, Mac.

Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson: It's a girl! Get away from my daughter, Dan.

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