Night Court (TV Series)

Harry and Leon (1986)

John Larroquette: Dan Fielding

Quotes 

• Dan Fielding : You hate me. You all hate me. Everybody hates me! For the first time in my life, I'm taking advantage of being me.

• [Dan gets a pie in the face, but everyone says they set it up] 

  Dan Fielding : I made a deal with the guy out in the hall. I said if he took the money just for one hit and gave me the rest, I wouldn't sue him!

• Dan Fielding : ,,, and Hit him in the face with a banana cream pie.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : [Confused]  That's a deadly weapon?

  Paul Hodo : I could have sworn it had thawd.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : Ah!