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"Night Court" Constitution: Part 2 (TV Episode 1987) Poster

(TV Series)

(1987)

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Moody: Too risky. I think our only prudent course is open gunplay.

Judge Harry T. Stone: Listen, fathead, the one thing we don't need is to have some trigger-happy lunatic in charge!

[into phone]

Judge Harry T. Stone: No, no, Mr. President, I wasn't talking to you. Yes, I'm sure you do get that kind of thing all the time.

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Harry Stone: [Sherman has just returned the Constitution back to the judge] Mr. Sherman, I can't condone your actions. But you have given us something to think about. Maybe even something to read.

Nesbitt Sherman: Take good care of it, judge. It's the stuff that dreams are made of.

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Moody: Your Honor, I've had a lot of experience with hostage situations. I think we should shut off the air conditioning, not let him have any food, then wait for negotiations to break down, and shoot him.

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Dr. Townsend: [after Bull fell off the roof while trying to get to Roz] Oh, thank God he caught the flagpole.

Dan Fielding: Too bad he didn't catch it with his hands.

Christine Sullivan: [calling down to him] Bull, are you all right?

Bull Shannon: [high voice] Can I get back to you on that?

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Moody: [after taking a secure call] Red alert men. A possible threat to the president. There are reports of some terrible behemoth scaling the wall of this building.

Bull Shannon: [Knocks from outside the courtroom window and waves at the judge] I'm going to get Roz!

[He climbs away]

Harry Stone: No! Bull! Wait! Oh, boy.

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Nesbitt Sherman: [expressing his demand to Harry about the U.S. Constitution he was threatening to burn] Everyone in America is a child of this Constitution and that makes us a family. I just want us to treat each other that way.

Moody: [disgusted] That's sick.

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Roz Russell: [a delirious Roz realizes Dan is not her papa] Papa I... Hey you're not my papa!

Dan Fielding: That's right.

[shows her the needle]

Dan Fielding: And this ain't no ice cream cone.

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Roz Russell: [after recovering from her insulin shock] You're a good friend, Dan, and I love you. Thank you for saving my life.

[she gently kisses his bruised cheek]

Dan Fielding: [smiling] I saw your butt.

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[Dan tells Roz's doctor to give him the insulin shot]

Dan Fielding: How do I use this?

Dr. Townsend: You have to stick it in her buttocks.

[pause]

Dan Fielding: Dan Fielding: Up Close and Personal.

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Roz Russell: [on the courthouse rooftop] What's that behind your back, Dan?

[he's hiding an insulin syringe that he needs to inject into Roz's butt]

Dan Fielding: [looks behind himself] New Jersey.

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[Dan and Dr. Townsend find Roz, delirious, sitting on the edge of the roof]

Roz Russell: Hey, what are you two doing up here?

[looks over the edge]

Roz Russell: But then again, what the hell am I doing up here?

[laughs]

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[Roz, delirious, is sitting on the edge of the roof]

Judge Harry T. Stone: The paramedics are on their way. In the meantime, they told us not to do anything that might upset her.

Roz Russell: That's right. Otherwise it's one small step for Roz... one giant splat for mankind!

[laughs]

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