Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: Here you go, sir. They tried to escape twice.
Mrs. Sheldon: We're feisty.
Judge Harry T. Stone: I can see that. Mr. Prosecutor?
Dan Fielding: Yes, sir. The defendants were arrested for disturbing the peace at a local eatery after they turned over the salad bar and assaulted each other with baby tomatoes, the three bean salad, and lettuce tongs.
Public Defender Billie Young: The Sheltons' children threw them a sixty-fifth anniversary party and things got out of hand.
Mr. Sheldon: I didn't know she was gonna to be there.
Judge Harry T. Stone: Sixty-fifth anniversary?
Mrs. Sheldon: That's lead. If I had a gun, I'd give Mr. Shelton a little present.
Judge Harry T. Stone: Pardon the presumption, but I'm getting the impression that you two lived through sixty-five years of marital...
Mr. Sheldon: Agony.
Judge Harry T. Stone: Thanks. Why?
Mrs. Sheldon: We were waiting for the children to die.
Mr. Sheldon: Aw, not that we wanted them to die, of course.
Judge Harry T. Stone: Of course.
Mrs. Sheldon: It's just that divorce can be so damaging. We were only thinking of the boys.
Judge Harry T. Stone: The boys?
Mr. Sheldon: Little Freddie will be sixty-four in April.
Mrs. Sheldon: And the baby just retired. This would kill him.
Judge Harry T. Stone: I have no reason to doubt that.