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"NewsRadio" Wino (TV Episode 1999) Poster

(TV Series)

(1999)

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Johnny Johnson: I know that you probably hate me. I don't blame you. But believe me, never a day goes by without my thoughts turning to you. Even as I battled stray dogs for scraps of meat in urine-soaked alleys, all I can think of is Lisa Miller.

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Jimmy: So, what have you been up to?

Johnny Johnson: Well, I'm a wino.

Jimmy: A wino! Imagine that.

Johnny Johnson: Last week they elected me king of the winos.

Jimmy: Did you hear that? King of the damn winos!

Johnny Johnson: It's eating you inside, isn't it?

Jimmy: To a crisp. Usually, when I crush someone they stay crushed.

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Joe: If I catch you trying to take over Jimmy's business empire again, I'm gonna have to go Price Mart on you.

Johnny Johnson: Why's that?

Joe: Because when I open a can of whoop-ass, it's industrial size.

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Dave: Can I have a word alone with Johhny?

Joe: Sure, but go easy on him. He seems to be very reformed.

Matthew: You mean he's Jewish?

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[after Lisa rejects Johnny]

Max Lewis: I thought you were going to be easy on him.

Lisa: Isn't that what you wanted?

Jimmy: We wanted you to crush him, not break his heart.

Max Lewis: He hit rock bottom, and then you dug a hole even deeper than that and pushed him in it.

Jimmy: [sobbing] That poor, loveable wino!

Max Lewis: Better find yourself a new roommate, Lisa, because I don't know how you can live with yourself.

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Lisa: I want to reject Johnny, but whenever I look into those blue eyes, it's like a tractor beam for my tongue.

Beth: Yuck!

Dave: I'm gonna have to back her up on this one.

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