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"NewsRadio" The Public Domain (TV Episode 1997) Poster

(TV Series)

(1997)

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Bill: [singing to the tune of Yankee Doddle] William Clinton came to town, riding on inflation. Took a town named Whitewater, introduced it to our nation.

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Andrea: Actually, I brought Steve over to help you, Dave.

Dave Nelson: Oh, so he's going to assist me.

Andrea: [laughing] That's a cute way of putting it.

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Dave Nelson: Bill, I would like you to meet Steve Johnson.

Bill: Hi, Steve.

Steve Johnson: [Stretches out his hand to Bill] Hello, Bill.

[Bill punches out Steve]

Dave Nelson: That was your plan?

Bill: I panicked.

Dave Nelson: Yeah, well, you can't just...

Bill: I only did it for you, Dave.

Dave Nelson: Yeah, that's what John Hinckley said.

Bill: Which reminds me of a little song...

Dave Nelson: Don't!

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Bill: What kind of fire water have you been drinking there, Little Chief?

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Dave Nelson: What kind of job are you lined up for, anyway?

Bill: I'm working on an act.

Dave Nelson: I thought your whole life was an act.

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Dave Nelson: Why is it that everyone's solution to everything around here is some sort of covert plan?

Joe Garrelli: That's a secret.

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Joe Garrelli: [as Beth takes down a photo of Matthew as employee of the month] This is so depressing.

Dave Nelson: I recall that's what you said when we put the picture up in the first place.

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Dave Nelson: That's a very cunning plan, but now is not the time for cunning plans or crazy capers.

Lisa Miller: Dave, you never want cunning plans or crazy capers.

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Dave Nelson: Bill, I have asked you, I have begged you, now I am ordering you. Get that piano out of here. And Matthew, if you don't get out of this building right now, I will call security!

[Matthew comes out from behind a plant and runs away]

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Bill: [singing to Oh Suzanna] Oh, Joe Camel / Don't you cry for me / You gave my uncle cancer / But you'll pay the lawyer's fee.

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Jimmy James: These guys, they've done documentaries about all the heavy hitters. Talking about, Ted Turner, Bill Gates, Rupert Murdoch, Bruce Wayne...

Dave Nelson: Sir, Bruce Wayne is Batman.

Jimmy James: Ssshh!

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Bill: [singing] Silent night / Religious right / Jesse Helms / Sleeps tonight...

[to others]

Bill: Everybody!

Lisa MillerBethDave Nelson: [singing] Something something...

Bill: [singing] Madeline Albright.

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Bill: Hey, here's a fellow we've all grown to appreciate:

[singing]

Bill: Twinkle, twinkle, Kenneth Starr, Special Whitewater Prosecut-ar.aa

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